While signing a bill to reclassify the status of marijuana Thursday, Donald Trump struggled to stay awake in the Oval Office. The anti-woke president, seated at the Resolute Desk, was surrounded by medical professionals and military veterans, among others, bu…

You know we won this thing by 400,000 or 500,000 votes, Trump told Ralston, making up numbers out of thin air. Just like we did Alabama and every other state in the South. And, uh, we won, we won, we…