Your humble columnist is offering a free marijuana seedling to the reader who writes the funniest/cleverest limerick about weed. You can enter via email (only) by 11:59 p.m. Friday, July 18. Winners must be 21 and able to claim the prize in person.

If you recall the spring and summer of 2024, we held a fun agricultural exercise in your humble columnists back yard. That was political in nature and known as the great Roanoke Mayoral Marijuana con…