I Am Trump’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer, and Once Again, I Have No Fucking Clue What Is Happening

 I Am Trump’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer’s Criminal Lawyer, and Once Again, I Have No Fucking Clue What Is Happening

Good day. I survived the civil suits (so far) and just received a check from a Super PACs Super PACs Super PACs Super PAC. And now Ive been engaged to be Trumps criminal lawyers criminal lawyers crim…